Re: anybody want a deal
? - Posted by Jim FL
Posted by Jim FL on January 05, 2003 at 17:02:00:
Michaela,
I think those of us who market rather heavy and/or consistently get calls like this weekly.
I understand the urge to answer quickly and with truth.
I too deal with that, and don’t always hold up under the pressure.
I fact, just over the last few weeks I had an occassion to visit with another investor out of state and work with him.
While there I was taking the calls that came in.
We of course got a call like this one, except it was another investor.
He was obviously trying to call the “New investor” in town and feel him out.
The guy called with a house worth something like $260k.
The caller said he’d carry paper, and sell it for $275k or some rediculous number.
When I made some noise about that he said, “or I’ll sell it for $252k cash!”
WOW!! WHAT A DEAL?!?!?! Where do we meet and sign!
NOT!!
This time I simply could not hold back, because frankly, the tone the guy used made it obvious he thought he was calling a newbie and playing a joke.
After his CASH price, I lost it and replied with:
“Do you REALLY think I’d be DUMB enough to invest a quarter million dollars for less than $10k in equity? If you think this is a good deal, then PLEASE give me your full name and number, because I surely can sell you a TON of houses with numbers like this.”
MORON!
Sheesh!
Most times these kinds of calls come from owner occupants who just don’t know any better, so I go light on them.
This guy however was just plain stupid for calling and wasting my time. I too was not real smart, in that I wasted my time humoring him.
Oh well!
My student/friend thought it was rather funny the way I just said what I felt to the seller.
But hey, with every “Bad call”, or is it 30 “Bad calls”, we get one good one, which makes it all worth it.
Take care,
Jim FL
**Last I heard, the sellers house was still for sale…hard to believe, when he is asking more than market value, or willing to GIVE AWAY so much equity! 