Posted by Rolfe Kurtyka on October 28, 1999 at 01:07:15:
Having a devil of a time finding a money lender in Mpls/St.Paul who has the thick fur and tough powerful claws needed to hunt with me as we ride toward the new millineum forests, hunting for opportunities of the early 2K .
Me? I scavange for bewitched and downtrodden properties, once inhabited by good people like ourselves. We RAISE up the house, pulling it from the grip of the grave, removing all ghosts, negative thinkers, and hauntings as we go. Then, with vigor, we sell or hold the proud structure, now a strong and proud building with clear purpose.
I created this monster 2 years ago, completing 10 renovations. Kept 4 buildings (7 units)and sold the rest to undertakers. Adjusted gross income is low ($28k) due to deductions. Net worth is $200K, up from $20k at the start.
I’m tired of raising this beast on my own. I need financing for aquisition, construction, and refinance mortages. Dozens of fiendish lenders have sucked my blood, but the ghouls say “Nevermore”.
Wait! What’s that? Shhh!..Oh God, what is that??
I-am-so-scared…AARRGHHHH!!! RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!