Posted by Bill Gatten on October 29, 2000 at 20:05:33:
No, Jack would offer somethign like:
If you’re feeling down while walking in a field and you find a long black thing that looks like a very long partially buried hose, pick it up and keep walking and pulling it out of the ground until you eventually come to a place where men are laying underground telephone wires, then hold up the hose and shake it at them and yell “snake! snake!” That should make everyone smile, and you’ll feel much better.
Or…
If you ever fall from a really high building and there’s no chance of surviving anyway, wouldn’t it be really funny to move your arms and legs like you’re swimming to confuse all the people in the crowd below?
Bill