The one the Lawyer didn't laugh at - Posted by John Behle

Posted by MilNC on December 22, 1998 at 17:24:25:

That’s because he was sure it was the contract that ended it, and was trying to figure out what clause he missed.

The one the Lawyer didn’t laugh at - Posted by John Behle

Posted by John Behle on December 22, 1998 at 12:54:39:

I love attorney jokes. I usually check when I am doing a seminar whether there are any attornies - so as not to offend their little hearts.

One time an attorney was in the group. He said no problem, he knows all the attorney jokes.

His sense of humor ended when I asked the group.

QUESTION: “What do Lawyers use for birth control?”

ANSWER: Their personalities.