Now David, there ya go again… - Posted by JT-IN
Posted by JT-IN on April 03, 2011 at 11:52:53:
Stating that LT’s provide not real asset protection…
Everyone knows, who have read that cre forum for any length of time, that a PROPERLY DRAFTED THLT, and administered by an FBI trained Trustee, will:
How do we do it? how do we do it? volume, volume, turn up the volume
Now you’ve heard [ THE LAND TRUST ] advertised, don’t hesitate
Don’t be caught with your drawers down
Don’t be caught with your drawers down
You can step right up, step right up
That’s right, it filets, it chops, it dices, slices
Never stops, lasts a lifetime, mows your lawn
And it mows your lawn and it picks up the kids from school
It gets rid of unwanted facial hair
it gets rid of embarrassing age spots
It delivers a pizza, and it lengthens, and it strengthens
And it finds that slipper that’s been at large under the chaise lounge(2) for several weeks
And it plays a mean Rhythm Master
It makes excuses for unwanted lipstick on your collar
And it’s only a dollar, step right up, it’s only a dollar, step right up
'Cause it forges your signature
If not completely satisfied, mail back unused portion of product
For complete refund of price of purchase
Step right up
Please allow thirty days for delivery, don’t be fooled by cheap imitations
You can live in it, live in it, laugh in it, love in it
Swim in it, sleep in it
Live in it, swim in it, laugh in it, love in it
Removes embarrassing stains from contour sheets, that’s right
And it entertains visiting relatives, it turns a sandwich into a banquet
Tired of being the life of the party?
Change your shorts, change your life, change your life
Change into a nine-year-old Hindu boy, get rid of your wife
And it walks your dog, and it doubles on sax
Doubles on sax, you can jump back Jack, see you later alligator
See you later alligator
And it steals your car
It gets rid of your gambling debts, it quits smoking
It’s a friend, and it’s a companion
And it’s the only product you will ever need
Follow these easy assembly instructions it never needs ironing
Well it takes weights off hips, bust, thighs, chin, midriff
Gives you dandruff, and it finds you a job, it is a job
And it strips the phone company free take ten for five exchange
And it gives you denture breath
And you know it’s a friend, and it’s a companion
And it gets rid of your traveler’s checks
It’s new, it’s improved, it’s old-fashioned
Well it takes care of business, never needs winding
Never needs winding, never needs winding
Gets rid of blackheads, the heartbreak of Psoriasis(3)
Christ, you don’t know the meaning of heartbreak, buddy
C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon [ AND GET YOUR LAND TRUST TODAY ].
[ In part from the lerics of Tom Wait’s “Step Right Up”, with slight embellishment by the author… ] http://www.tomwaitslibrary.com/lyrics/smallchange/steprightup.html
And that my friends is a pretty good description of your Land Trust… and David says it provides NO asset protection… he must be a heritic.