Posted by Kevin John Allen on June 07, 1999 at 13:00:12:
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Posted by Kevin John Allen on June 07, 1999 at 13:00:12:
If it’s tourist season, why can’t we shoot them?
Just a few laughs while making those deals - Posted by Telly
Posted by Telly on April 12, 1999 at 14:45:25:
So you have made a lot of dollars as a REI. So what kind of bumpersticker do you place on your brand new Benz 600SL or Lexus LX480? Lets just give you a few suggestions:
IRS:We’ve got what it takes to get what you’ve got.
Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your stupid
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
Don’t make me angry me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot
Save your breath…You’ll need it to blow up your date!
Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal
Grow your own dope. Plant a man
All men are animals, some just make better pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship
The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
Hang up and drive.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Always remember you’re unique…Just like everyone else.
Honk if you want to see my finger.