Hidden Opportunity... UNCOVERED!!!! - Posted by Handy Man

Posted by Handy Man on April 21, 2003 at 08:46:56:

Amazing how creative people can be with a Mobile Home.

I am a believer that there are many other ways to profit with Mobile Homes that have yet to be uncovered…

Hidden Opportunity… UNCOVERED!!! - Posted by Handy Man

Posted by Handy Man on April 18, 2003 at 16:30:58:

Hello,

Please take a seat…
I’ve developed what has got to be one of the most innovative ways to profit in the Mobile Home Business EVER!!!

Here are the details.

What do you call a mobile home on land? Bear with me…
You call it a house, home etc. etc… How much does a new - real nice single wide mobile home sell for? We’ll say $50,000. Ok…

Now, I give you the modern day houseboat…

What is a houseboat? Why, it’s just a Mobile Home with pontoon’s welded on the side and an outboard - right?

So, how much do you think one of these “Houseboats ie. floating Mobile Homes” sells for?

$50,0000? no…
$75,000? no…
$150,000 NO!!!

HOW ABOUT $309,000 + tax and delivery!!!
http://www.sumerset.com/new/3054/

YOU DO THE MATH!!!

$309,000 “New” Houseboat http://www.sumerset.com/new/3054/

  • $50,000 “New” Mobile Home
  • $4,000 Plastic/Aluminum/misc. “boat looking stuff”
  • $2,000 “New” Outboard Motor
  • $500 “Used” 45 gallon drums or small tanks
    http://www.budgetsteel.com/

$252,000 PROFIT!

God Bless America and Mobile Homes!!!

the joke is wearing thin… - Posted by Bryan-SactoCA

Posted by Bryan-SactoCA on April 19, 2003 at 16:54:10:

and so are you. It was funny the first couple of times, but now it (and you) is just annoying.

“Yachts and Yachts of Money”! - Posted by Philip

Posted by Philip on April 18, 2003 at 22:34:21:

Where do we find motivated sellers of $927,000.00 3 story, “Houseboats” so we can do Marine Lonnie deals?

Do people in this income bracket usually end up in financial trouble and need a quick sale?

Would we need to get them down to say…200k to make a profit?

Could you write a real easy to read book about the resale of these “Wobbly Yachts”!

Philip

Re: Hidden Opportunity… UNCOVERED!!! - Posted by pete(AR)

Posted by pete(AR) on April 18, 2003 at 22:00:05:

I love this guy!!! Always got new ideas. He doesn’t play by the rules and not in the box thinking kind of guy. who knows?

Why settle for just $252,000 profit when you… - Posted by Dr. Craig Whisler CA

Posted by Dr. Craig Whisler CA on April 18, 2003 at 20:33:19:

… could put a two story mobile home on it and make $508,000 profit? Say, Handyman, If you really are so handy, how about a three story unit?

Why not go partners with me. I can contribute my 3hp Honda outboard and a nice new wheelbarrow for you to carry all of our profits to the bank.

Regards, doc

got’cha “house boat” floatin here - Posted by geewhiz

Posted by geewhiz on April 18, 2003 at 18:24:38:

Handyman,
Schooner on over here. It looks like the good life to me.

missouritrailertrash.com/non-mo.htm

see-ya

Re: Hidden Opportunity… UNCOVERED!!! - Posted by Yodaddy

Posted by Yodaddy on April 18, 2003 at 16:56:24:

Son, I should slap the living begeezus out of you, you forgot to charge fishing rights in the amount!

Re: the joke is wearing thin… - Posted by Handy Man

Posted by Handy Man on April 21, 2003 at 08:21:07:

Here’s a simple solution, don’t read my posts.

have a nice day…