Posted by CR Smith on July 28, 2006 at 23:29:06:
Yup. I was an English major…but the correct central Alabama pronunciation is “AYNglish.” I had better start using that if I want to make it in this here biz.
;-)3
Funny Quotes from Lonnie Dealers - Posted by JeffB (MI)
Posted by JeffB (MI) on July 27, 2006 at 19:45:44:
“Instilling Despair”
- Karl (OH)
“Plight of the Mook”
- Steve (WA)
“Two Shotguns Down”
- Michael S.
“What’s my yield? Good 'nuff!”
-The Godfather
I know I’ve missed a bunch. I’d love to see a comprehensive list here so I can bookmark it for future enjoyment!
Jeff
Re: Funny Quotes from Lonnie Dealers - Posted by Dan (Michigan)
Posted by Dan (Michigan) on July 28, 2006 at 15:40:02:
“Hey, have I got a deal for me!”
-Author Unknown
Re: Funny Quotes from Lonnie Dealers - Posted by Berno
Posted by Berno on July 28, 2006 at 14:30:13:
“A fool and his money are soon to be parted”
-(who was that guy…I forgot!)
Re: Funny Quotes from Lonnie Dealers - Posted by CR Smith
Posted by CR Smith on July 28, 2006 at 13:53:29:
I like Anne’s quote so much I printed it, cut it out with scissors, and taped it to my notebook where I’m keeping my notes. It’s not necessarily funny, but it’s pithy and in plain English:
“Adhere to the teachings of Lonnie and you will do just fine, stray from his proven path- and disaster, tears and many lost dollars await you.”
Re: Funny Quotes from Lonnie Dealers - Posted by Michael(KCMO)
Posted by Michael(KCMO) on July 28, 2006 at 12:18:27:
“What does money smell like? Cat pee.”
- Chris Reuman (Maine)
I’ve been called worse (by Steve_WA) - Posted by Anne_ND
Posted by Anne_ND on July 28, 2006 at 16:23:30:
“pithy”: yeah, I like that.
All those years of quaternary education have finally paid off.
cheers,
Anne