Posted by Frank Chin on January 31, 2007 at 10:09:02:
Stevo:
My mother in law did what you described and avoided a jaywalking ticket.
There’s a big 12 lane boulevard by her where numerous pedestrians were killed jaywalking. The mayor decided to crack down, and sent police on every corner handing out tickets one day, and it was all over the news.
She doesn’t follow the news.
So a polcewomen stopped her after crossing 12 lanes of traffic against the light, and asked for her ID. She started fooling around with her hearing aids and said “no hear, no hear”. Then, further on, she said “no English, no English”.
She’s an 85 year old lady.
She went there to catch a bus, which finally came, and she said “bus come, bus come”. The policewomen stood there with her ticket book open, stammering, not figuring what to say next.
See what you can get away with being deaf, and stupid??
Frank Chin