Comic Relief - "Dear Landlord" - Posted by Charity

Real Estate Investing
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Posted by evelyn on June 29, 2001 at 21:00:41:

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Comic Relief - “Dear Landlord” - Posted by Charity

Posted by Charity on June 29, 2001 at 13:10:12:

This was forwarded to me by a friend…
ACTUAL LETTERS SENT TO LANDLORDS

  1. “The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is
    cleared.”
  2. “Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday
    my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant.”
  3. “I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my
    nob off.”
  4. “This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next
    door.”
  5. “I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall.”
  6. “I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen.”
  7. “Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces.”
  8. “When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife’s new drawers
    and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep
    my wife happy.”
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Priceless!!! - Posted by david minkin

Posted by david minkin on July 01, 2001 at 01:08:19:

Priceless