A sarcastic but cogent Banker question - Posted by JD

import · July 11, 2001, 10:06am

Posted by Eric C on July 11, 2001 at 23:16:55:

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import · July 11, 2001, 10:06am

Posted by JD on July 11, 2001 at 10:06:51:

How many Bank Vice Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

import · July 12, 2001, 1:18am

None . . . - Posted by Bob H

Posted by Bob H on July 12, 2001 at 01:18:16:

In as much as they all believe they are the center of the universe and all things (including light) revolves around them, I doubt they even understand the need for light bulbs

import · July 11, 2001, 5:40pm

Four - Posted by Dave T

Posted by Dave T on July 11, 2001 at 17:40:18:

One to prepare the statement of need.
One to prepare the cost/benefit analysis.
One to present the project to the finance committee for funding approval.
One to call the electrician when the funding approval is received.

import · July 11, 2001, 11:32am

Less than are required to approve your loan? (nt) - Posted by Eric C

Posted by Eric C on July 11, 2001 at 11:32:24:

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import · July 12, 2001, 1:05am

thanks - Posted by JD

Posted by JD on July 12, 2001 at 01:05:10:

I knew someone would come up with something better then I could think off. I was thinking that it would only take one VP, but that it would take him/her 2 months to get the neccessary approvals.